…I’m going to side with the creationists. Not because I actually sympathise with them in this particular case, you understand – it’s a tale of bleating wankers taking it upon themselves as soldiers a’ Gawd to bleat about an entirely sensible treatment of their religion to a bunch of spineless gimps who promptly fire the poor unfortunate who had the audacity to suggest that Christianity was not the One True Faith. *deep breath*

It’s just that on reading it I realised that by lining up with the fuckwits, I’d have the opportunity to write “Yes! Take that, Bitterman!” about a real life situation and seriously, who could resist?