I repeat. Yes.

‘Error‘ my arse, that guy knew his stuff.

I ordered Mass Effect at the weekend…I’m starting to hope it arrives wrapped in some sort of discreet packaging.

Mass Effect … allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to “engage” and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game “persons” hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.

…because of the digital chip age in which we live - “Mass Effect” can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes. With it’s “over the net” capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.

Sweet mother of all creation! And there’s me thinking it’s a sci-fi RPG. I’ll have to hide it from the missus.

(via Kotaku)

UPDATE: Go man, go!

Except it’s hardly new, since it’s the same one I make during every exam period - be more organisised, write up notes on the same day as the lecture, revise during term. Honestly, you’d almost think I enjoyed frantic revision sessions. I blame Super Mario Galaxy.